problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
