this beer tastes like vomit already
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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