idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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