Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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