Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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