my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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