shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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