Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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