Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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