in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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