Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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