ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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