Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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