btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The struggles of a small town man whore
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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