I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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