I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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