Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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