Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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