am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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