were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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