; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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