I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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