I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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