I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it glows. i had to have it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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