Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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