I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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