Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Randomize
