idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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