talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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