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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(310): View more from California

Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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(210): View more from Texas

This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha

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(775): View more from Nevada

Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?

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(518): View more from New York

The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂

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