We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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