glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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