is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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