i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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