We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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