I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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