UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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