He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
