would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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