she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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