The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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