i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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