trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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