Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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