god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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