Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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