GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Randomize
