O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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