I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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