Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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